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[Happy Moment] 十个好笑的英语笑话

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十个好笑的英语笑话
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一、我是单身汉
  Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."

        杰克骑车摔伤,得住院治疗。一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填。仞杰克填好递上表格"还有什么漏填的?"护士问. "有!"杰克想了想说,"我是个单身汉."


二、死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭
  Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcoho.

  Husband:It's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat meals.

  妻子:你看这张报纸,据统计,死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。

  丈夫:那有什么?据我调查,死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭的。

三、位置上的冰激凌
  "Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."

  "Yours?Can you prove it?"

  "Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."

  "请原谅,你占了我的位置."

  "你的位置?你能征明这点吗?"

  "能,我在位置上放了杯 冰激凌."


四、别无选择
  One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"

  Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"

  一天,夏娃问亚当:"你当真爱我吗?"

  亚当无可奈何地回答:"我还有的选择吗?"


五、总是口渴
  Always Thirsty

  "I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."

  "That"s terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"

  "No, but I am always thirsty!"

  总感到口渴

  一个男人对他的朋友说:“我动了一次手术,手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”

  “真是太糟糕了!”朋友说道:“你觉得疼吗?”

  “不疼,可是我总感到口渴。”

六、喝水洗苹果
  A Useful Way

  Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?

  Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.

  Father: What"s that got to do with it?

  Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.

  一个有效的方法

  爸爸:杰克,你干嘛喝这么多水呀?

  杰克:我刚才吃了个

  苹果,爸爸。

  爸爸:可是这跟喝水有什么关系呢?

  杰克:我忘了洗苹果呀。


七、凯特的礼物

        A Present

  Kate: Mom, do you know what I"m going to give you for your birthday?

  Mom: No, Honey, what?

  Kate: A nice teapot。

  Mom: But I"ve got a nice teapot.

  Kate: No, you haven"t. I"ve just dropped it.

  凯特的礼物

  凯特:妈妈,你知道我要给你一件什么生日礼物吗?

  妈妈:不知道,宝贝,是什么呀?

  凯特:一把漂亮的茶壶。

  妈妈:可是我已经有一把漂亮的茶壶了呀。

  凯特:不,你没有了。我刚刚把它给摔了。


八、医生懂得多
  The Doctor Knows Better

  A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital.

  His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."

  "I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.

  Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I"m not dead. I"m still alive."

  "Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

  医生懂得多

  一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:“我想他伤得很厉害。”

  医生说:“恐怕他已经死了。”

  听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:“我没死,我还活着。”

  妻子说:“安静,医生比你懂得多。”



九、Waste or Save?

  Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don"t you know you are wasting time?

  Jack: Yes, Dad. But I"ve saved you a meal, haven" I?

  浪费还是节约

  父亲:噢,杰克,你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗?

  杰克:我知道,爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢,是不是?


十、他为什么喊
  Why Is He Howling

  Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven"t even touched your tooth yet.

  Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!

  他为什么喊

  牙医:请你不要再喊了!我还没碰你的牙呢。

  病人:我知道,可是你正踩着我的脚呀!
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    Thank you for your sup ..

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sorry
xD
i haven't finished it yet
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谢谢楼主,笑话挺好笑的
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I am very sorry,I don`t  pay attention to rule of the english corner.  these jokes make me  happy .thank you .
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要看英語笑話 可以去看看在連播的 The Big Bang Theory
會笑到停不下來 ~
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向前进,向前进,终于到444T啦~~~
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引用第4楼thaya于2010-03-13 12:34发表的  :
要看英語笑話 可以去看看在連播的 The Big Bang Theory
會笑到停不下來 ~


The big bang 是很好玩,但是没有地方可以看,政(蟹)府居然连这个也给和谐了~~郁闷

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ha....you guys like the big bang.... ive never heard about it thought......
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a rich joke
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漠视我吧无视我吧~我早就已经习惯了(画圈圈中)
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A few of typing error. But never mind. It's still a joke.
我就是那最最平凡的小人物~
无任何勋章~无任何职位~最近才出来冒泡,当了一年的深海潜水党。
漠视我吧~无视我吧~
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我.并不是.....
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"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

hahaha...so funny..
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活在梦之外的.....
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谢谢楼主,笑话挺好笑的
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活在梦之外的.....
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a rich joke
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最快乐那一年
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LMAO.....all of those jokes are funny~
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I'm so cold.
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wow, that's funny
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不爱吃鱼。。。
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I prefer black humor。
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挺儿科的笑话~~~
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so funny
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I thought 4 was really funny ~~ ^^
n i like to watch big bang theory too ~~ sooooo funny ^^
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haha
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