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[Happy Moment] 十个好笑的英语笑话

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十个好笑的英语笑话
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一、我是单身汉
  Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."

        杰克骑车摔伤,得住院治疗。一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填。仞杰克填好递上表格"还有什么漏填的?"护士问. "有!"杰克想了想说,"我是个单身汉."


二、死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭
  Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcoho.

  Husband:It's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat meals.

  妻子:你看这张报纸,据统计,死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。

  丈夫:那有什么?据我调查,死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭的。

三、位置上的冰激凌
  "Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."

  "Yours?Can you prove it?"

  "Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."

  "请原谅,你占了我的位置."

  "你的位置?你能征明这点吗?"

  "能,我在位置上放了杯 冰激凌."


四、别无选择
  One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"

  Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"

  一天,夏娃问亚当:"你当真爱我吗?"

  亚当无可奈何地回答:"我还有的选择吗?"


五、总是口渴
  Always Thirsty

  "I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."

  "That"s terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"

  "No, but I am always thirsty!"

  总感到口渴

  一个男人对他的朋友说:“我动了一次手术,手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”

  “真是太糟糕了!”朋友说道:“你觉得疼吗?”

  “不疼,可是我总感到口渴。”

六、喝水洗苹果
  A Useful Way

  Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?

  Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.

  Father: What"s that got to do with it?

  Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.

  一个有效的方法

  爸爸:杰克,你干嘛喝这么多水呀?

  杰克:我刚才吃了个

  苹果,爸爸。

  爸爸:可是这跟喝水有什么关系呢?

  杰克:我忘了洗苹果呀。


七、凯特的礼物

        A Present

  Kate: Mom, do you know what I"m going to give you for your birthday?

  Mom: No, Honey, what?

  Kate: A nice teapot。

  Mom: But I"ve got a nice teapot.

  Kate: No, you haven"t. I"ve just dropped it.

  凯特的礼物

  凯特:妈妈,你知道我要给你一件什么生日礼物吗?

  妈妈:不知道,宝贝,是什么呀?

  凯特:一把漂亮的茶壶。

  妈妈:可是我已经有一把漂亮的茶壶了呀。

  凯特:不,你没有了。我刚刚把它给摔了。


八、医生懂得多
  The Doctor Knows Better

  A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital.

  His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."

  "I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.

  Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I"m not dead. I"m still alive."

  "Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

  医生懂得多

  一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:“我想他伤得很厉害。”

  医生说:“恐怕他已经死了。”

  听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:“我没死,我还活着。”

  妻子说:“安静,医生比你懂得多。”



九、Waste or Save?

  Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don"t you know you are wasting time?

  Jack: Yes, Dad. But I"ve saved you a meal, haven" I?

  浪费还是节约

  父亲:噢,杰克,你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗?

  杰克:我知道,爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢,是不是?


十、他为什么喊
  Why Is He Howling

  Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven"t even touched your tooth yet.

  Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!

  他为什么喊

  牙医:请你不要再喊了!我还没碰你的牙呢。

  病人:我知道,可是你正踩着我的脚呀!
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啊哈哈哈呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵呵
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haha
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I thought 4 was really funny ~~ ^^
n i like to watch big bang theory too ~~ sooooo funny ^^
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so funny
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挺儿科的笑话~~~
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不爱吃鱼。。。
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I prefer black humor。
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wow, that's funny
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你在哪啊??????
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I'm so cold.
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最快乐那一年
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LMAO.....all of those jokes are funny~
我让自己离开你,却为何一直在原地等你
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活在梦之外的.....
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a rich joke
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活在梦之外的.....
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谢谢楼主,笑话挺好笑的
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我.并不是.....
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"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

hahaha...so funny..
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漠视我吧无视我吧~我早就已经习惯了(画圈圈中)
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A few of typing error. But never mind. It's still a joke.
我就是那最最平凡的小人物~
无任何勋章~无任何职位~最近才出来冒泡,当了一年的深海潜水党。
漠视我吧~无视我吧~
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a rich joke
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ha....you guys like the big bang.... ive never heard about it thought......
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向前进,向前进,终于到444T啦~~~
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引用
引用第4楼thaya于2010-03-13 12:34发表的  :
要看英語笑話 可以去看看在連播的 The Big Bang Theory
會笑到停不下來 ~


The big bang 是很好玩,但是没有地方可以看,政(蟹)府居然连这个也给和谐了~~郁闷

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要看英語笑話 可以去看看在連播的 The Big Bang Theory
會笑到停不下來 ~
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I am very sorry,I don`t  pay attention to rule of the english corner.  these jokes make me  happy .thank you .
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谢谢楼主,笑话挺好笑的
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