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 The job song-贝卡
 
 作词 : 百川/Josiah
 作曲 : 百川/Josiah
 编曲 : 百川
 制作人 : 百川
 英文:
 我滴工作真无聊
 I ****ing hate my job
 我滴工作真无聊
 Like oh my god it ****ing sucks
 干啥都没劲儿
 Why can’ t I be ****ing lazy
 为啥人家就能葛优躺
 And make a million bucks
 还有钱钱花
 I know I’ve gotta make that money
 一生戎马职场
 Just to ****ing live
 只为苟且偷生
 But nobody ****ing told me this
 要是小时候我爸跟我说长大这么惨
 When I was a kid
 我绝对复读一辈子
 I do the same bullshit each day
 每天工作都一个样儿
 It makes me wanna cry
 看到办公桌就想哭
 I’ m mother ****ing tired of working
 我真的坚持不下去了
 I’ m not gonna lie
 骗你是小狗
 So if your job is ****ing not
 所以我决定
 What you want for your life
 今儿就辞职
 Then ****ing quit that shitty *****- ass
 再也不为老板的法拉利奋斗了
 Goddamn9-5
 
 Hey wake up
 醒醒吧
 Better rush
 搞快点
 Your boss’ gon make a fuss
 老板发火了
 Forget about the
 别想着
 make up
 化妆了
 He’ s spitting every cuss
 他已经开始爆粗了
 “ Cause yall aint got real guts
 “你们这群废物,
 Just take the ****ing bus”
 活该一天天只配坐公交”
 While driving us all ****
 让我们死命往公司跑
 He’ s just playing the RUST
 然后他在办公室打游戏
 “ Gimme that, gimme this
 “快点把文件整好给我,
 Better not ****ing miss
 一个都不能少!
 Move your ass, move it quick
 别磨磨蹭蹭的,
 Or imma put ya on the list”
 不然就把你给优化掉!
 Ok fine, lil *****
 行啊小崽子
 I ll do all as you wish
 我真被你使唤够了
 And now here is my diss
 现在献上一曲
 As your resignation gift
 作为我的辞职礼物
 Cause I got a single tip:
 我最近知道了一件事儿
 That no matter what you do
 不管你要干啥
 Find the job that really fits
 一定要找合适自己的工作
 And the boss who’ s not a fool
 而且老板不能是蠢蛋
 When you are feeling really sick
 如果你感觉不爽了
 Do not circle in the loop
 千万别忍
 Talk to someone with the wit
 找我这种老师傅聊聊天
 Or go balling with your hood
 或者去打打球
 This’ a job song
 不想上班之歌
 For the people in the mood
 献给在上班的你
 This’ a job song
 不想上班之歌
 Cause we ain’ t their ****ing tools
 献给不想做工具人的你
 This’ a job song
 不想上班之歌
 Though we have no job to lose
 献给想辞职的你
 This’ a job song
 不想上班之歌
 Sing with me
 跟姐一起唱
 I ****ing hate my job
 我滴工作真无聊
 Like oh my god it ****ing sucks
 干啥都没劲儿
 Why can’t I be ****ing lazy
 为啥人家就能葛优躺
 And make a million bucks
 还有钱钱花
 I know I’ve gotta make that money
 一生戎马职场
 Just to ****ing live
 只为苟且偷生
 But nobody ****ing told me this
 要是小时候我爸跟我说长大这么惨
 When I was a kid
 我绝对复读一辈子
 I do the same bullshit each day
 每天工作都一个样儿
 It makes me wanna cry
 看到办公桌就想哭
 I’m mother ****ing tired of working
 我真的坚持不下去了
 I’m not gonna lie
 骗你是小狗
 So if your job is ****ing not
 所以我决定
 What you want for your life
 今儿就辞职
 Then ****ing quit that shitty *****-ass
 再也不为老板的法拉利奋斗了
 Goddamn 9-5
 
 
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