Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanks giving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeys as human's best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.



Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.



Q: Why doesn't your government give Tibet back to its monks?
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
注：Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族


Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.


Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.


Q: Why are you the only kids in your family?
A: Because our parents don't fuck around.

貌似看不懂这

Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.

isn't it violent?

You are very strong,maybe we can say "以其人之道还治其人之身" in Chinese.

it`s  satiric,but what should i do if they take it as reality?you know,not everyone realise that people should have shame.

awesome……

。。。貌似水平不太高啊。。。老外有没有囧到我不知道，，，我囧到了

总的来说很不错，就是不太口语化。。本人口语也不咋地，请无视。。。

  xixi  very funny

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引用第3楼小山猫于2010-02-25 10:45发表的  :
Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.

isn't it violent?

well, that implies the history that the European invasions and the native Americans were almost wiped out. That was something real violent!

GREAT!
Whoever think them out is so bright ^ ^

最后一句牛！

懂点，很强悍 说法

Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.

这句回答的不错， 真正的美国人应该是那些土著人，

专抢别人地盘 的美国人, 鄙视美国人

Q: Why are you the only kids in your family?
A: Because our parents don't fuck around.

cool~~~

I CAN ONLY SAY
WONDERFUL!

haha...as i know american even fear of chinese people eat dry fish(咸鱼）

Soooooooooooooo funny!!!
thx for sharing

有点搞笑！

太强了，特别适用于美国人。