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[Happy Moment] 中式英语搞笑点...

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1.u ask me,i ask who?
  你问我,我问谁?
  2.if you no three no four,i will give you color see see
  如果你不三不四,我就给你点颜色看看
  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you
  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
  4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !
  together up !
  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
  5.hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have
  nothing to say,go home!!
  有事起奏,无事退朝
  6.you me you me
  彼此彼此
  7.You Give Me Stop!!
  你给我站住!
  8.know is know noknow is noknow
  知之为知之,不知为不知…
  9.WATCH SISTER
  表妹
  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
  11.American Chinese not enough
  美中不足
  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
  车祸现场描述
  13.heart flower angry open
  心花怒放
  14.go past no mistake past
  走过路过,不要错过
  15.小明:I am sorry! 老外:I am sorry too!
  小明:I am sorry three! 老外:What are you sorry for?
  小明:I am sorry five!
  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
  要钱没有,要命一条
  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
  我叫李老大,今年25。
  18.you have two down son。
  你有两下


  I am laughing to death.That's so interesting.
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举报 只看该作者 4楼  发表于: 2011-12-09 0
hehe  i always【look like  wrong】 use  Chinese Englishi   because my Englishi
is very poor~~~    i am very sad

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*^_^* We can try our best to learn,I think that's very great ,I can do it,the same to you.Let's learn study hard.come on...Thanks your comment.


我服了!!

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举报 只看该作者 地板   发表于: 2011-12-07 0
people mountian,people sea.  人山人海
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岚君。

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举报 只看该作者 板凳   发表于: 2011-11-27 0
This is really funny

I once heard from my friend that there was a guy try to chart with her in kinda poor English. She listed several examples but I can only recall one today. The guy was trying to say that he was using the wireless internet, but what he actually said was "no-line" internet.

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*^_^*That's another funny chinglish sentence.Leave our laughters....haha...

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左。微希

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举报 只看该作者 沙发   发表于: 2011-11-27 0
Exactly,me too. Very funny!

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Thanks your comment..haha...chinglish sometimes also is a humour.

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