1. Tom went to a restaurant for dinner with his friend. And, he asked for a soup and other dishes. The waiter brought the dishes and soup to him. And, he found there was a fly in that soup.
"Hey, man, there is a fly in my soup.", Tom said.
"Please call 911, because I am not a lifesaver", answered by waiter.
2. Three old women are together, one is 60 years old, one is 70 years old while another one is 80 years old.
"I always forget whether I want to go upstair or down to the lobby while standing in the stair", 60 years old lady said.
"I always forget whether I want to enter the home or go outside while I open the door", 70 years old lady said.
"Ohh, it looks like that I am the most smart one that I never forget anything", the 80 years old lady laughed and flapped the table. About one minute later, this oldest lady said, "Ohh my god, did you hear that somebody knock the door just now?"
Hahahahahahahaha, hope you like them.
