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[Happy Moment] 女孩需要记住的英语

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The nice men are ugly.
好男人不帅。
    
The handsome men are not nice.
帅男人不好。
    
The handsome and nice men are gay.
又帅又好的男人是同性恋。
    
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
又帅又好又不是同性恋的男人都结婚了。
    
men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no
money.
不是很帅但是很好的男人却没有钱。
    
The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
不是很帅但是又好又有钱的男人会认为我们看上的是他们的钱。
    
The handsome men without money are after our money.
而没有钱但是很帅的男人看上的是我们的钱。
    
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat
heterosexual don’t think we are beautiful enough.
不是很好但是很帅又是异性恋的男人却嫌我们不够漂亮。
    
The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual,
somewhat nice and have money are cowards.
又好又有钱又是异性恋又觉得我们漂亮的男人却又没胆量。
    
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thand God are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MaKE THE FIRST MOVE!

又好又帅又有点钱而且是个异性恋的男人偏偏害羞而且从不采取行动。
    
The men who never make the first move, automatically lose
interest on us when we take the initiative.
那些从不主动的男人一旦我们采取主动就对我们失去兴趣。
    
NOW...WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTaNDS MEN?
现在。。。。。。到底有谁了解男人这东西
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weirdinterest

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so funny
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举报 只看该作者 10楼  发表于: 2010-04-16 0
Both thumbs up for how in hell do we understand men!
... To think that they actually find us women difficult to understand, we have the same problem too!
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NOW...WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTaNDS MEN?
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~~~~    
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awww, dont be so pessimistic....
life is wonderful and full of surprises
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好搞笑啊,谢谢分享  
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人生有几多个十年
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The handsome and nice men are gay
this phase is therapy in the bl novel , also maybe in the real
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The handsome and nice men are gay
哈哈
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举报 只看该作者 地板   发表于: 2010-04-12 0
not all men who look beatiful are gay, and the other way around, not all gays are beautiful.
不会在原地等你 当时的不后悔 已化作袅袅青烟 随风而逝
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任由我天空海闊流著過。
举报 只看该作者 板凳   发表于: 2010-04-09 0
The handsome and nice men are gay.
又帥又好的男人是同性戀。

Seeing this, I can't stop laughing any more.
BL is WONDERFUL. :> HA!
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弃我去者昨日之日不可留,乱我心者今日之日多烦忧
举报 只看该作者 沙发   发表于: 2010-04-09 0
The handsome and nice men are gay.
 
居然是gay,让我情何以堪啊,以后只能做姐妹了
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